MIKE BUBBINS: RETROSEXUAL MALE
Tweets? Likes? Swipes? That’s not progress. Mike’s old school. A man’s man. A woman’s man. A retrosexual; retro music, retro TV, retro cars, retro fashion, retro moustaches. Mike proudly lives in the past, despite his wife, children, friends, and everybody else he knows, living in the present. Why? It’s better. Why? Stop asking questions, ditch the tech and find out for yourself. It’s time to get real again, people. Time to embrace your retrosexuality.